ok here we go. alright you both have your luggage? yeah i think we've got everything. and you got your toothbrushes and your tickets? commissioner. we've got this. i'm so proud of both of you. going off to the college football playoff together. now go win us a championship. we're going to give you everything we've got. all aboard!
ok look there's something i want to show you both before you leave ok? some of the boys wanted to be here to make sure you got sent off right. really? we're all rooting for you. every last one of us. uh. actually i'll be cheering for oklahoma. wait what? yeah i don't care much for georgia. nice. hey remind me when your bowl game is again.
i want to set my dvr. ok look. we all know it's been an intense season with... fierce rivalries. but now we can all come together because now we're finally on the same team. uhh.. no. here we go!
look yeah you beat both of us and yet.. we're still both up here! 26-14 rushing the field all the way to the peach bowl! good one. what? we have a new coach. we can contribute again. look it's not about what happened in the past.
it's about what's happening now. we're the only conference that has two teams in the playoffs. who doesn't want to see an sec vs sec championship game? nope. not me. wait. so there's a playoff now or something? actually i'm cheering for alabama. see? there we go. i mean i hate you but i hate clemson more. does that make sense?
thanks for clarifying that. just shut up all of you! what is wrong with you people!? we're the sec! it just means more! yeah more 5 star recruits. and i can't wait for them to transfer to auburn. just get on the stupid train! ahhh can we leave yet?